if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song
"Don’t talk daft Kieren Walker! You’re gorgeous! You’re more than gorgeous, you’re…moregeous."
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
Me as a parent
"This is why dad left"
Looks like he found some amazing cereal