FYI, there is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.
It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that
at what point of this post can we drop the
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together
OHHHH MYYY GOODDDDDDDDD so my dad had his boss over for dinner tonight and during dinner his boss was like “oh my billy I didn’t know you had an older son!” and we were all like what is this guy talking about BUT THEN WE REALIZED HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE STUMP PICTURES TAPED ON MY REFRIGERATOR
AND MY DAD JUST WENT ALONG WITH IT SAYING “OH YES THATS MY SON PATRICK HE LIVES IN CHICAGO NOW” AND MY MOM AND I LAUGHED SO HARD WE HAD TO LEAVE THE ROOM
does anyone else feel like tumblr is a waste of your time but you just can’t stop spending 90% of your life on it
i took you for granted, VHS. i took you for granted..
i think we have a youngster over here…